Korck the Orc Dork

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Simra:

She plops herself down next to Korck, shaking her head a bit “Killed them, but by the end of the night his gas might just kill ME. ” She sighs heavily, leaning against Korck and poking Luna lightly ” I wish you could join us. “
Luna snuggled against Sim’s side, feeling safe. “Perhaps people like me would be good at magic. You know, reading books, studying spells, casting barriers. That sort of thing. I’d protect and heal you both with my life.” She pouts her lips in thought. “And I’d probably need to wear a gas mask.”

Korck grins,then speaks, “We would love to have you there healing us! Though I promise when we go into battle i’ll face towards the two of you so there’s won’t be any ‘friendly fire’!” Korck laughs before eating more of his goblin tacos,enjoying the company of his wife and best friend.

Jumping up into the air with glee, she pounces Korck and climbs up onto his shoulders. “I’ll be your parrot! You just gotta protect me from evil things.”

Sim sighed heavily again, nearly slapping the taco out of Korcks hand ” You want to kill us both?! How am I going to find a gas mask small enough for poor Luna?! ” With that she lightly pinches Lunas cheek ” I know you’ll make a wonderful healer. I can help. It’ll let me concentrate on fighting, and worry less about healing. ” She suddenly pinches Korcks side, making sure he won’t try to go for the taco again.

Pouts when Sim slaps the taco out of his hand “I wasn’t done eating that!! I’m just loading up on ‘ammo’ for our enemies!” He grins mischievously and pats Luna’s head.”Luna want a cracker?”

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Simra:

She plops herself down next to Korck, shaking her head a bit “Killed them, but by the end of the night his gas might just kill ME. ” She sighs heavily, leaning against Korck and poking Luna lightly ” I wish you could join us. “
Luna snuggled against Sim’s side, feeling safe. “Perhaps people like me would be good at magic. You know, reading books, studying spells, casting barriers. That sort of thing. I’d protect and heal you both with my life.” She pouts her lips in thought. “And I’d probably need to wear a gas mask.”

Korck grins,then speaks, “We would love to have you there healing us! Though I promise when we go into battle i’ll face towards the two of you so there’s won’t be any ‘friendly fire’!” Korck laughs before eating more of his goblin tacos,enjoying the company of his wife and best friend.

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Charging full speed ahead, Luna dives into Korck and sends him flying. She causes them to both roll on the ground several times after the tackle, laughing the whole way. “There you are! Where have you been?” She looks at his flea market food. “Goblin tacos?”

Sim crosses her arms over her chest when she sees Korck ” Goblin Tacos, Korck? Didn’t we talk about this? ” She stomps her foot lightly, pouting. ” I don’t have a gas mask, ya know! “

Korck gets tackled and rolls with Luna,finally landing on his back with her above him.”Hi Luna!!You should really try these!” He looks over at Sim.”Sorry!I was really hungry and this was the only food cart around!” If you look around there are many many more food carts around.

Sneaking a bite from Korck’s terrifying goblin food, she looks up at him with curious eyes. “Where on earth do you find this… err… exotic food?” She sticks out her tongue playfully, then hugs Korck. “I missed you, both of you. Things can be so lonely for me sometimes. I mean… Well, I hate to sound needy. But you know how things are sometimes.” She looks down at her toes.

Korck grins when Luna tries his Goblin Tacos,responding “I have a knack for it!” He looks over at Sim with a bit of fear in his eyes,knowing he’s in trouble,” But Sim doesn’t like them becuase,like she said,they give me horrible gas!” He gently pats her head,smiling”I missed you too!We both missed you!There’s no problem with feeling needy! As long as we’re around you can be needy all you want!” He laughs happily.

Looking at him in silence for a while, Luna erupts into laughter. “Oh my god, Korck, you crack me up.” She pictured the immensely huge and strong warrior—with the looks to scare away an entire village—oggling over food like a child, being scolded by his wife Simra. She sits down between Korck and Sim, sharing in on the banquet. “How was your day today? Get any good kills?”

He smirk as he flexes, “Oh yeah we did!Our day went so well we sent our enemies running in fear!” He grins mischievously. “Though every once in a while we want to come and visit you and speak of old and fun times!” He pats down next to him so Simra can sit next to them.

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Charging full speed ahead, Luna dives into Korck and sends him flying. She causes them to both roll on the ground several times after the tackle, laughing the whole way. “There you are! Where have you been?” She looks at his flea market food. “Goblin tacos?”

Sim crosses her arms over her chest when she sees Korck ” Goblin Tacos, Korck? Didn’t we talk about this? ” She stomps her foot lightly, pouting. ” I don’t have a gas mask, ya know! “

Korck gets tackled and rolls with Luna,finally landing on his back with her above him.”Hi Luna!!You should really try these!” He looks over at Sim.”Sorry!I was really hungry and this was the only food cart around!” If you look around there are many many more food carts around.

Sneaking a bite from Korck’s terrifying goblin food, she looks up at him with curious eyes. “Where on earth do you find this… err… exotic food?” She sticks out her tongue playfully, then hugs Korck. “I missed you, both of you. Things can be so lonely for me sometimes. I mean… Well, I hate to sound needy. But you know how things are sometimes.” She looks down at her toes.

Korck grins when Luna tries his Goblin Tacos,responding “I have a knack for it!” He looks over at Sim with a bit of fear in his eyes,knowing he’s in trouble,” But Sim doesn’t like them becuase,like she said,they give me horrible gas!” He gently pats her head,smiling”I missed you too!We both missed you!There’s no problem with feeling needy! As long as we’re around you can be needy all you want!” He laughs happily.

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Korck the Orc Dork: kltty: dabetchsummy: kltty:dabetchsummy:Sim laughed softly, flexing…

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Korck is off eating at a local food cart,grabbing himself some famous “Goblin Tacos”.

Charging full speed ahead, Luna dives into Korck and sends him flying. She causes them to both roll on the ground several times after the tackle, laughing the whole way. “There you are! Where have you been?” She looks at his flea market food. “Goblin tacos?”

Sim crosses her arms over her chest when she sees Korck ” Goblin Tacos, Korck? Didn’t we talk about this? ” She stomps her foot lightly, pouting. ” I don’t have a gas mask, ya know! “

Korck gets tackled and rolls with Luna,finally landing on his back with her above him.”Hi Luna!!You should really try these!” He looks over at Sim.”Sorry!I was really hungry and this was the only food cart around!” If you look around there are many many more food carts around.

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Sim laughed softly, flexing herself ” Don’t you worry, it’s one of the reasons I’ve been so determined to grow strong! I’ll always protect you. ” Sim laughed even harder, moving herself into a funny pose, completing the totem.

Hugs her tight, then assembles into a totem-like pose with Sim. “Ah-hah! No one will mess with us now. Look at how scary we are.” She looks down at her inquisitively. “Say, Sim? Where’s that lovebird of yours? I haven’t seen him in a while…”

Sim smirked ” Scary alright, but only from the insanity. ” She blinked and looked around ” He was supposed to be right behind me.. but he always tends to wander off. The attention span of a flea, I tell ya.. “

Her ears perk up at the mention of his whereabouts. “Sim, do you think he’s off somewhere eating stuff again?” She recalls experiences that felt like “babysitting” Sim’s husband at a flea market when he ran off to grab goodies. “I miss him, you know. It’s been forever. If anyone is a bigger troublemaker it’s him, but at least he’s more innocent than we are.”

Korck is off eating at a local food cart,grabbing himself some famous “Goblin Tacos”.